Socks don't like the shoes

A perfect example of lovely oxfords

Something I will never, ever understand: the ever-presence of running shoes on guys’ feet. I have never met anyone who appreciates them. They are ugly. Sometimes, I will see a guy wearing a perfectly okay outfit, only to be disgraced by a pair of dirty running shoes. I understand the comfort, as some shoes out there just plain hurt, but there’s absolutely no reason a guy can’t purchase a pair of Chuck Taylor’s, Keds, or Vans for a much cheaper price than they are spending on their ever-so-cherished running shoes. Please, stop this. Eighty, ninety dollar Nike or Reebok running shoes don’t cut it either.

Unless you absolutely must get up and run a marathon in a moment’s notice, there is no excuse.A tragedy that graces the bodies of far too many males on our campus, and, well, the world. Well-fitting clothes can turn a bad outfit good, or even excellent! Sure, it might be difficult from time to time to find a pair of nice fitting jeans or slacks to fit some guys’ little waists, but trust me, it’s better than having to belt a giant pair of $70 pants. Go out, and find a well fitting pair of pants or two that love your body a bit. This will improve nearly everything about an outfit; don’t we all enjoy a little love? Socks are the worst. Well, white “quarter height” socks are the worst. I see them every day, usually paired with –you guessed it – running shoes. Socks are not meant to be seen, unless they are on the feet of an athlete during a sports event. This excludes dress socks, which so cleverly cover the ankle and are generally black or argyle, and sometimes even have bikes or other objects on them.

If these are the socks that tickle your fancy, go for it, show them off whenever your little heart desires. Otherwise, stick to black ankle socks, both cheap and hidden from world view.Sure, some guys might not feel comfortable in a pair of what much of the general population considers “dress shoes.” However, when I notice a well dressed guy who just so happens to be wearing oxfords, my day is made. Though considered “dress shoes,” oxfords (also known as brogues) also make for excellent casual wear. They can be found at Goodwill, Urban Renewals, or any other thrift store for as cheap as $10. That’s right kids – ten dollar shoes that just so happen to be amazing.Finding cheap, well fitting shirts is possibly one of the easiest things to do. A crew or v-neck with a breast pocket is perfect, and probably will not cost more than $20 in most circumstances. This does not include t-shirts that go to your knees, or mid-thigh, or belly shirts, as these do not qualify as well, “well-fitting.” This is key: not too small, not too big, but just right. Feel free to geek out, wear your Star Wars or Superman t-shirt. As long as it fits, go for it.